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of his character Ms. Pastry.
ATTN:
To: All Bank Employees
From: Management
Doubtless you've heard about the new criminal that's been targeting banks in our area. Operating under the alias "Ms. Pastry," she commits hold-ups by means of a strange abdominally-connected weapon which is rumored to fire a high-pressure filling that she presumably contains.
Our security contractors have theorized that the valves on this weapon are not one-way. Should the subject attempt to rob your branch, we recommend holding the outlet of a helium canister to the barrel of her weapon. Once she is round and unable to act, please remain calm and wait for the authorities to arrive.
Effective immediately, we are issuing helium tanks to all our local branches.
-Management
of his character Ms. Pastry.ATTN:
To: All Bank Employees
From: Management
Doubtless you've heard about the new criminal that's been targeting banks in our area. Operating under the alias "Ms. Pastry," she commits hold-ups by means of a strange abdominally-connected weapon which is rumored to fire a high-pressure filling that she presumably contains.
Our security contractors have theorized that the valves on this weapon are not one-way. Should the subject attempt to rob your branch, we recommend holding the outlet of a helium canister to the barrel of her weapon. Once she is round and unable to act, please remain calm and wait for the authorities to arrive.
Effective immediately, we are issuing helium tanks to all our local branches.
-Management
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Well that's just embarrassing.